coffee is evil
coffee makes you dehydrated. coffee makes your pee smell. coffee makes your breath stink. coffee keeps your mind running altho your body is about to collapse. coffee makes your teeth go yellow. coffee causes poor farmers to be even poorer and rich franchises to be even richer. coffee gives you wind and makes you fart alot. coffee can be addictive. coffee is so darn irresistable and that's why i can't sleep!!!
2 comments:
drinking coffee gives you gas? omg... you better lay off the vile stuff when you get back. :P love you.
try fags. they don't make your pee smell
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